Shelly, the mommy

Here is my first attempt at writing about my misadventures from the past week.

I did not slice my finger open this morning on a pair of kitchen tongs, making it extremely difficult to type. Who knew they are incredibly sharp! I also did not just ask my hubby how to spell tongs. No I would never do something so silly.

I absolutely did not drop a large container of yogurt in the grocery store and it did not explode all over floor. And the wonderful stock boy did not tell me that he would clean it up and not to worry about it. (Love Pick N’ Save)

Finally, I obviously would not take my kids to the library when they are wearing dirty mismatched outfits that they had picked out by themselves. And they weren’t shooting video at the library for the local cable channel that day. (I hope they didn’t get on tv but I won’t know because I don’t have cable. )

I wonder what other adventures I won’t be having this week?

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.